What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.
Natalie as Cressida in the new ‘Mockingjay: Part 1’ trailer [x]
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
And it would still get stuck in my hair…
now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???
JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?
get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.
please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.
and i don’t know much about history but why the fuck does moses has (what i think that is ) a roman armour?
whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
Mark Ruffalo confesses his love for Robert Downey Jr. on twitter
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen
Expect to see Miss Officer & Mr Truffles, Superwholock, Disney, TFIOS, and lots more.
Also, Swirly Colourful Space Shit.
Icon courtesy of JL8, the best webcomic ever! http://jl8comic.tumblr.com/post/77716961078/jl8-156-by-yale-stewart-based-on-characters-in